Mom?

[shawngibson]

Mom?
Yes son.
Am I an Elephant?
No son. You're upside down. That's your leg.

Mom?
Yes son.
Are you an alien in a time capsule?
No son. I'm a fly, like you.

Mom?
Yes son.
I think we're trapped in a jar.
Yes son, that's our life. That and laundry.

Mom?
Yes son.
I think there's a snake behind you.
No son, your father is dead.
Uh, Mom?

Go to sleep, son.
We'll talk about this when you are older.